1 π, YHVH orders me, βGo buy yourself a linen belt, [Jeremiah]. Wrap it around your girth. Don't get it wet.β
2 So I obey the word of YHVH. I buy a belt. I [cinch] it around my waist. 3 Then the word of YHVH comes [alive in] me a second time:4 [YAH] says, βTake that belt you bought that's [wrapped around] your middle. Get up. [Run] to [the] Euphrates [river]. Hide [the belt] there in a hole in the rocks.β5 So I [hike ~750km northeast from Jerusalem to Iraq], π. I hide [the belt] by [the] Euphrates [river], as YHVH commanded me. 6 Many days pass, π. Then YHVH says to me, βGet up. [Hike back] to [the] Euphrates [river]. Fetch that belt I told you to hide there.β7 So, π, I [run back] to [the] Euphrates [river area]. I dig up the belt from the hole where I'd buried it. And I see that [my lovely] belt is now a rotting, good-for-nothing rag! 8 Then, π, the word of YHVH comes [alive in] me. AFTER you obey, YAH's word comes alive in your heart.9 YHVH says, βI'm ruining the pride of Judea, [including] the great arrogance of Jerusalem, just like [I rotted your belt]. | Jeremiah Warns His Arrogant Nation Of Demise | 10 This evil population refuses to hear my advice. They walk out the schemes of their [evil] heart[s]. They trail behind retard βgods.β [They] serve [demons]. [They] bow down to [junk that's] as worthless as this [rotten] belt. Belt is a metaphor for an accord, or agreement: the binding obligation of contract, such as a treaty, an insurance contract or a Driver's Licence Application, all executed under penalty of perjury.11 βJust like a belt hugs a man's mid-section, I had the whole dynasties of [north] Israel and [southern] Judah clinging to me,β says YHVH. βThey could have been my famous people, applauded, glorious. But they [constantly] choose to ignore [me].12 So you, π must speak to the [Judeo-Christians] this analogy: YHVH Elohim of Israel says, β[Wine] bottles get filled with wine.β Then they'll [mock] at you, βDon't we already know that [wine] bottles get filled with wine?β13 Then you'll answer the [brats], βYHVH says, βSee [your future! Watch] me fill all the inhabitants of this land, even the kings who sit on David's throne, and the priests, and the prophets, and all the inhabitants of Jerusalem, with drunken [stupor]. The brain fog.14 I [come to] dash the [jerks] against each other. [I bash] the fathers and the sons together [in mass graves]β, warns YHVH. βI refuse to pity, or spare, or have mercy, π. I destroy the [liars].ββ15 Expand [your ears], π. Hear! Stop [suffocating in] arrogance! YHVH speaks [your future]. 16 Give glory to YHVH your Elohim, before he [shrouds you in your own] darkness, before your feet stumble on the dark mountains. [Repent, π.] Or soon he turns the light you seek into the shadow of death. [He] smothers [villains] in gloom. 17 If you [continue to refuse] to hear [YAH's voice], I [the prophet] will [hide in] a secret place while my life-breath moans over your arrogance. My eye [s] will weep until [my eyelids bleed. My blood will] run down [my face] with tears, when [attackers] carry away YHVH's [fallen] flock as slaves. 18 [YAH adds,] βSay to the [evil] king and queen, βHumble yourselves. Come down off your thrones. [Sit in ashes with the beggars you despise. Look!] Your dominion crashes down like the crown falling from your [severed] head.19 [See the future! Armies] besiege the cities of the Negev desert, π. No one can [break through the arrays of soldiers] to open the [cities to bring in food and water]. [Attackers] drag all of Judea into exile. They sweep the entire country into slavery, π.20 Lift up your eyes! See [invaders] stream from the north to [annihilate] the flock [of people YAH] gave you [to protect], your beautiful nation.ββ21 You trained the [pagan leaders] to be your heads, to be rulers over you, π. What will you say when [YAH] punishes you? Won't sorrows seize you, like a woman suffering [birth] pangs? You voted in their bogus elections. You took their government handouts and grants. You paid into their insurance plans and voluntary taxation schemes. Now they're dragging you into slavery. | |