Buzzi Breaks Flame Out Of Breeder Farm
OUTSIDE AT THE BREEDER FARM IN THE DAYTIME:
Fifteen year old Flame in chains HOES the field, over PREGNANT Bellie, who sits on a blanket, playing with a pregnant doll.
A tear mingles with Flame's sweat.
BELLIE
(pretends)
I'm cooking pancakes. Because my Buzband likes pancakes.
FLAME
You're just his cow!
BELLIE
Hmmf!
FLAME
I'm the one he cares for.
BELLIE
(to doll)
Buzzi wants me to birth him 20 sons! (hugs doll)
Buzzi runs over the hill carrying bolt-cutters.
BUZZI
Flamer!
BELLIE
(with Flame)
Buzzi!
Buzzi runs up, CUTS Flame's chains.
Flame LEAPS, throws her arms around Buzzi, knocks him down. Buzzi sticks out his hand to Bellie.
BUZZI
C'mon, Bellie! Escape!
BELLIE
I don't WANNA blow up Romans!
FLAME
Fine! We're gone!
Flame and Buzzi run hand-in-hand from Breeder Farm. Flame SLIP-falls on her chains.
BELLIE
(yells)
Sister Stickitt! Intruder!
Elder Squaddy and Sister Ida Stickitt chase Flame and Buzzi with attack dogs.
Flame and Buzzi run up the mountain away from Breeder Farm.
Buzzi whisks steak from his cloak, hurls it at the attack dogs.
The dogs FIGHT each other for the food.
Buzzi and Flame run on, crest a hill, stop to pant.
Buzzi pulls a GLOWING BALL from his pocket.
BUZZI
Diarrhea gas bomb. From WarBeast.
FLAME
(rubs hands)
oooohh!
POV: Zoom into Flame's EYE (her imagination):
OUTSIDE AT THE FORT IN THE DAYTIME:
BUZZI (Narration)
We throw this ball at the fort -
Flame throws the ball.
BUZZI (Narration)
- The whole Roman army get exploding diarrhea.
A green gas cloud EXPLODES in the fort.
BUZZI (Narration)
(delighted)
The pigs poop their pants so bad they have to sail back to Rome!
Romanux and Torturanus cough, SCREAM, choke.
FLAME (Narration)
The swine leave Bethlehem forever!
Romanux and Torturanus bend over, blow out their pants-bottoms, shoot diarrhea into the atmosphere.
POV: Stratosphere. Poop-covered birds PLUMMET to the ocean.
OUTSIDE AT THE ROMAN SHIP IN THE DAYTIME:
In Flame's imagination: Bleak-faced Romanux and Torturanus STAGGER on the ship's deck, wearing diapers. Poop falls out. { PLOP ! }
