Harry & Cheater Grow Up At Odds
3 year-old Esau catches a ball, runs.
3 year-old runt Jacob dives, tackles Esau by the feet.
Esau punches Jacob to the ground.
Scared 8 year-old Jacob hides behind a tree, watches Esau, now also 8 years old, shoot a wild boar.
Totes it home on his back.
Esau throws the meat on the grille.
Slutty girls skip to Esau. They embrace him with kisses.
Behind Esau's back, Jacob steals the meat off the grille.
Esau (fist in the air in rage) chases Jacob.
Bruised faced Jacob, now 16, repairs a watch.
Later, he draws architectural plans.
He writes on scrolls with both hands at the same time...
he speed-reads a scroll...
...he sews a tent.
Esau hands his Dad Isaac a leg of wild deer.
Isaac devours it.
Isaac licks his fingers.
