Screenplay ~~- The ProBiotics

Doctor Ruffian Rudely Rips Out Jock's Tonsils

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Nurse Nazzi yanks out the suction tube.
Jock wheezes, gasps.

Doctor Ruffian inspects inside Jock's mouth:

-- ON THE BACK OF JOCK'S TONGUE: MikeRobe and Flora look up, see Jock's TONSILS OOZE pus, so swollen they GAG Jock's wheezing esophagus...
... Jaw-dropped, MikeRobe and Flora see the back of Jock's throat glowing bright red. Grey-white membrane SPOTS the mouth. Yellowy discharge OOZES down from the nasal passages.

DOCTOR RUFFIAN
(scared)
Acute tonsillar lymphadenitis -ugh.

JACQUELINE
(wields scalpel)
Rip 'em out!

IN THE MOUTH: MikeRobe and Flora jump up onto the tonsils. They brandish fighting FISTS.

MIKEROBE
You will not cut my lymph-nodes!

FLORA
These tonsils are our last defense against the infection!

JACQUELINE
Nobody knows what tonsils do anyway!

MikeRobe and Flora jostle, hanging on for dear life.

Doctor Ruffian CLAMPS the tonsils.
He scissor-SNIPS them out!

MikeRobe and Flora careen off the tonsils.
They smash down { OUCH! } onto Jock's tongue.
MikeRobe and Flora claw the tongue in vain for a hand-hold.

MIKEROBE
(in blood rain)
Aaaggggh!

FLORA
(wails in despair)
Sew 'em back on!

MikeRobe and Flora WASH down into the bloody blackness of Jock's windpipe.

Doctor Ruffian chunks Jock's tonsils into the bio-hazard bin. {BAM!}

DOCTOR RUFFIAN
Useless macro-evolutionary debris.