Screenplay ~~- The Baby-Making War

Baby Jacob Pops Out, Holding Red-Baby's heel

Giving Birth 949 Characters =~0.9Min. Reading Time
INT. BIRTHING TUB - DAY (9 MONTHS LATER)

35ish (but still gorgeous blonde leggy supermodel) Rebekah groans in pain in the birthing tub.

REBEKAH
(screams at sky)
Why did I pray to get pregnant!?

YAHWEH'S ANGEL (O.S.)
(to Rebekah)
Two nations vie in your womb, in the seeds of two rival people who shall break forth from your abdomen. One people-group [the Israelites] shall be stronger than the other people-group [the Edomites]. And the elder child: Esau, shall serve the younger child: Jacob.

There in the hot tub, the midwife feels Rebekah's swollen womb.

MIDWIFE
(shouts)
Twins!

Rebekah's first boy pops out red all over like a rough furry coat.

Rebekah laughs with joy.

ISAAC
(laughs)
We'll name this one โ€˜Esah, the hairy red-man!โ€™

Suddenly Esau's brother pops out!
His hand grabs hold of (red hairy baby) Esau's heel!

ISAAC
(laughs)
We'll name this one โ€˜Jacob, the Heel-Catching Cheater!โ€™