Screenplay ~~- The Baby-Making War

Laban Searches Rachel's Tent; She Tricks Him

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EXT. DESERT - NIGHT (CONTINUOUS)

Laban runs into Jacob's tent.


INT. JACOB'S TENT - NIGHT (CONTINUOUS)

Inside, Whitey tips Jacob's tent apart.


EXT. DESERT - NIGHT (CONTINUOUS)

Crazy Whitey runs into Leah's blue tent.


INT. LEAH'S TENT - NIGHT (CONTINUOUS)

Whitey rips Leah's blue tent apart.


EXT. DESERT - NIGHT (CONTINUOUS)

Whitey runs into a Maidservant's aqua tent, that of Timid Bilhah.


INT. TIMID BILHAH'S TENT - NIGHT (CONTINUOUS)

Inside, Whitey tears this aqua tent apart even faster.


INT. FRAGRANCE'S TENT - NIGHT (CONTINUOUS)

Whitey runs into Rachel's Maidservant's (pink) tent, pushes it over in frustration.


EXT. DESERT - NIGHT (CONTINUOUS)

LABAN
Where'd you put my gods, Heel-Grabber!?

Whitey barges into Rachel's red tent.


INT. RACHEL'S TENT - NIGHT (CONTINUOUS)

Inside, Rachel startles.
She's sitting on a camel's saddle.

INSERT: Underneath the saddle, unbeknownst to Whitey, lie his golden idol statues.

Whitey searches Rachel's whole red tent.

Frustrated, Whitey fails to find [his priceless idol-gods.

RACHEL
(to Laban)
Please don't see me as a bad daughter because I don't get up to bow to you, Father. โ€”
(Watches Whitey search)
โ€” I'm having my period, and I'm cramping.

Whitey barges out the side of the tent, ripping a body-sized hole in it!

LABAN (O.S.)
AAAghghghhgHHH!!

Rachel busts up laughing, then silences herself.