Laban & His Armed Thugs Hotly Chase Jacob
The run rises and sets 3 times as our view pans back northeast from Israel to highland Syria:
Thugs run into Laban's tent.
The thugs hide their eyes, seeing Laban atop a whore:
Laban and his thug-brothers strap on their scary weapons (crossbows, swords, gutting knives, etc.)
They jump on their fastest camels.
They race south...
They continue southwest on their racing camels as the sun rises and sets 7 times...
During this journey, Laban falls asleep on his camel, and experiences this trippy message from heaven:
Laban and his thug brothers (on their exhausted, foamy-mouthed-and-foamy-furred camels) overtake Jacob in the hill-country of Gilead.
