Screenplay ~~- The Baby-Making War

Laban & His Armed Thugs Hotly Chase Jacob

Fighting/Strife/Conflict
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EXT. SYRIAN HIGHLAND PLATEAU

The run rises and sets 3 times as our view pans back northeast from Israel to highland Syria:


EXT. LABAN'S TENT

Thugs run into Laban's tent.


INT. LABAN'S TENT

The thugs hide their eyes, seeing Laban atop a whore:

THUGGLY
(screams to Whitey)
Jacob has fled!


EXT. LABAN'S TENT

Laban and his thug-brothers strap on their scary weapons (crossbows, swords, gutting knives, etc.)

They jump on their fastest camels.

They race south...

They continue southwest on their racing camels as the sun rises and sets 7 times...

During this journey, Laban falls asleep on his camel, and experiences this trippy message from heaven:

YAHWEH'S ANGEL (O.S.)
(dream-voice)
Watch out that you speak not one word to Jacob, neither good or bad.


EXT. HILL COUNTRY - DAY

Laban and his thug brothers (on their exhausted, foamy-mouthed-and-foamy-furred camels) overtake Jacob in the hill-country of Gilead.