Screenplay ~~- The Baby-Making War

Leah Births Dinah; Jacob & Rachel Keep Kissing

Giving Birth 732 Characters =~0.7Min. Reading Time
EXT. BEACH - DAY

Leah, Rachel and Jacob lay on towels at a beach.

Rachel and Jacob start making out.

Disgusted, Leah runs down toward the beach to play in the waves.

A baby daughter drops out of Leah's skirt onto the sandy water!

LEAH
Oops.

Leah holds the baby up in the air, pointing it at kissy-kissy Rachel & Jacob:

LEAH
(cries)
Her name is 'Dinah' (Justice)!

Angry Leah sees that Jacob & Rachel just keep making out, oblivious to the miracle of birth that's just occurred.

LEAH
Children are my consolation prize for my husband being in love with my ugly sister!

Leah throws the baby to Bilhah.

LEAH
Too bad this one's just a girl.

SCORECARD: Leah: 9 (if you count girls); Rachel: 2.