Screenplay ~~- The Baby-Making War

Jacob Boinks Leah's Slave-Girl (Zilpah)

Adultery
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Chapter Synopsis:
Repeatedly failing the ancient pregnancy test, menopausal Leah gets Jacob to go into her slave-girl's tent and make her an adopted baby.


657 Characters =~0.7Min. Reading Time
Months pass.

INT. LEAH'S TENT - NIGHT

LEAH
(hot-flash-crazy)
I've gone menopausal!

Leah shoves Zilpah (her slave-girl) into Jacob's arms. Zilpah falls down on top of Jacob as he crashes to the floor. He sniffs, intoxicated by her fragrance... He looks up to see her pretty face staring at his eyes...

9 MONTHS LATER:


EXT. LEAH'S TENT - DAY

Zilpah bears Jacob a son (GAD).

The thugs cheer for Zilpah.

Leah dances for joy.

LEAH
(glares at Rachel)
I' got a troop of babies comin' now!

Leah picks up 'her' baby off of shocked Zilpah's breast:

LEAH
(to Gad)
So I name you 'Gad' (Troop).

SCORECARD: Leah 5, Rachel 2.