Screenplay ~~- The Baby-Making War

Leah prays and YAH opens her womb so she conceives

Giving Birth
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Chapter Synopsis:
Jacob impregnates Leah. She bears a son (Reuben).


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Jacob hugs Rachel. He looks over her shoulder to see Leah crying.

Leah folds her hands, praying to heaven. Then she runs into her tent.


INT. LEAH'S TENT - NIGHT (LATER)

Jacob strokes Leah's crying cheek.

Leah jumps on Jacob like a bull mounting a cow.
Jacob's face recoils like WHOOOAH!


EXT. LEAH'S TENT - NIGHT (CONTINUOUS)

Golden stardust-light from heaven descends into Leah's bed inside the tent, silhouetting Jacob & Leah's coitus.


INSERT: Golden light flows into a big round womb. The light opens a hole in the armored egg for a valiant spermatozoa to invade.


EXT. LEAH'S TENT - DAY (6 MONTHS LATER)

Pregnant Leah stands rubbing her bulging belly, taunting teary-eyed skinny Rachel.


INT. LEAH'S TENT - DAY (3 MONTHS LATER)

In the birthing tub, Leah births a baby boy (REUBEN) into the hands of waiting Jacob:

LEAH
Look! It's a boy!

Jacob swaddles baby Reuben.

LEAH
(revenge-eyed)
Now I know Yahweh saw how humiliated I've been living single.

Jacob lays baby Reuben on Leah's breast.

LEAH
(gloats at Rachel)
So YAH sent me a son, Reuben.

Teary-eyed Rachel glares at Leah stroking baby Reuben:

LEAH
(to Jacob)
Now my husband will love me!

Jacob leans over Leah to stroke baby Reuben.

RACHEL
(storms from tent)
Dream on, fat sister. Children don't fix a marriage.