Screenplay ~~- The Baby-Making War

Laban Knocks Out & Hides The Drunk Rachel

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INSIDE THE WEDDING FEAST AT NIGHT:

MONTAGE: Leah watches, smiling, as Laban pours drink after drink down Rachel's and Jacob's throats.

Laban stands up before the stunned, drunk party guests:

LABAN
I'm giving Zilpah (my maid) as a wedding present to Leah, to serve as her handmaid.

Laban's thugs cheer.

DISSOLVE TO:

All Laban's roughneck thugs lie passed out in the arms of their concubines.

Rachel, tipsy, hobbles to her high-heeled feet.

RACHEL
I gotta pee. { BUUUURP!}

Rachel laughs.
Jacob looks concerned.

Rachel staggers out of the tent toward the latrine.

Laban stalks after Rachel.


OUTSIDE AT THE LATRINE AT NIGHT:

Laban sees Rachel bumble into the pee-stall.

Laban grabs a big stick.

Rachel bumbles out of the pee-stall. { BURRP! }

Laban smashes Rachel over the head with the stick.

Rachel crumples to the ground.


OUTSIDE AT THE BARN AT NIGHT:

Laban drags Rachel into a barn.


INSIDE THE BARN AT NIGHT:

Laban drags Rachel into a horse-stall, dumps her there {THUNK!}
Laban snatches the veil off of Rachel's head, slaps it on his own giggling head.