Screenplay The Baby-Making War
Jacob, Drunk, Boinks Leah Instead Of Rachel 775 Characters =~0.8Min. Reading Time
INT. HONEYMOON CHAMBER - NIGHT
By the faint light of 1 candle, Laban drapes Rachel's veil over Leah's head.
Laban tucks Leah into the bed.
Laban startles at the SOUND of drunk Jacob's footsteps running closer...
Ready or not, Rachel, here I come!
Aghast, Laban hides under the bed.
Jacob bursts into the room.
I' been waitin' 7 years for this!
Jacob rips off his clothes, then superman-dives onto the bed!
Leah fakes Rachel's voice:
Oh, yes! Yes!
Yes! Oh Yes!
I love you Rachel!
I love you Jacob!
Jacob and Leah MOAN in pleasure as Laban sneaks out the door.
He flops over on the bed, passes out.