Screenplay ~~- The Baby-Making War

Jacob, Drunk, Boinks Leah Instead Of Rachel

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INT. HONEYMOON CHAMBER - NIGHT

By the faint light of 1 candle, Laban drapes Rachel's veil over Leah's head.

Laban tucks Leah into the bed.

Laban startles at the SOUND of drunk Jacob's footsteps running closer...

JACOB
Ready or not, Rachel, here I come!

Aghast, Laban hides under the bed.

Jacob bursts into the room.

JACOB
(drunk!)
I' been waitin' 7 years for this!

Jacob rips off his clothes, then superman-dives onto the bed!

JACOB
Giddyap horsie!

Leah fakes Rachel's voice:

LEAH
Oh, yes! Yes!

JACOB
(drunk)
Rachel...

LEAH
Yes! Oh Yes!

JACOB
(drunk)
I love you Rachel!

LEAH
I love you Jacob!

Jacob and Leah MOAN in pleasure as Laban sneaks out the door.

Jacob climaxes.

He flops over on the bed, passes out.