Screenplay The Baby-Making War
Rachel Births Super-Cute Baby Joseph
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Finally Rachel gets her first pregnancy, during which she struts around arrogantly snubbing Leah. Rachel finally births beautiful baby Joseph.
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INT. RACHEL'S TENT - NIGHT
Rachel sits in her tent weeping:
(hands to sky)
I wanna have a baby of my own!
(paws at Rachel's bod')
Let's try again.
(chunks pan at Jacob)
I don't want to have sex! I wanna' have a BABY!!
Jacob continues undressing Rachel as she cries:
EXT. RACHEL'S TENT - NIGHT
A pillar of golden light descends from heaven into Rachel's tent, silhouetting the crying Rachel getting it from Jacob standing up.
NINE MONTHS LATER:
INT. RACHEL'S TENT - DAY
In the birthing tub, Rachel bears a uniquely attractive son (JOSEPH) into the delighted Jacob's hands.
Elohim has finally taken away my disgrace!
He's so beautiful!
His name is ‘Joseph!’
(fondles baby & Rachel)
(teeth-gritted to Leah)
Yahweh will add to me another son yet.
Leah, eyeing Jacob's infatuation with baby Joseph, stomps out of the room in jealousy.
SCORECARD: Leah: 9 (counting 1 girl); Rachel: 3.