Screenplay ~~- The Baby-Making War

Rachel Births Super-Cute Baby Joseph

Giving Birth
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Chapter Synopsis:
Finally Rachel gets her first pregnancy, during which she struts around arrogantly snubbing Leah. Rachel finally births beautiful baby Joseph.


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INT. RACHEL'S TENT - NIGHT

Rachel sits in her tent weeping:

RACHEL
(hands to sky)
I wanna have a baby of my own!

JACOB
(paws at Rachel's bod')
Let's try again.

RACHEL
(chunks pan at Jacob)
I don't want to have sex! I wanna' have a BABY!!

Jacob continues undressing Rachel as she cries:

RACHEL
Waaaagggh!


EXT. RACHEL'S TENT - NIGHT

A pillar of golden light descends from heaven into Rachel's tent, silhouetting the crying Rachel getting it from Jacob standing up.

NINE MONTHS LATER:


INT. RACHEL'S TENT - DAY

In the birthing tub, Rachel bears a uniquely attractive son (JOSEPH) into the delighted Jacob's hands.

RACHEL
(cries)
Elohim has finally taken away my disgrace!

JACOB
He's so beautiful!

RACHEL
His name is โ€˜Joseph!โ€™

JOSEPH
(fondles baby & Rachel)
Our Increaser...

RACHEL
(teeth-gritted to Leah)
Yahweh will add to me another son yet.

Leah, eyeing Jacob's infatuation with baby Joseph, stomps out of the room in jealousy.

SCORECARD: Leah: 9 (counting 1 girl); Rachel: 3.