Screenplay ~~- The Baby-Making War

Jacob Runs For Life, Escaping Red-Man's Rage

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Isaac calls Jacob, blesses him, and commands him:

You will never take a wife from [among] the daughters of [humiliated] Canaan.

Isaac sends Jacob away. Rebekah weeps, runs into her tent.

(Over Jacob's journey)
Arise, go to [Padan-aram,] the highland plateau [of Syria], to the estate of Bethu-el [separated-by-EL] your mother's father.

(Over Jacob's journey)
Take a wife from there, from the daughters of Laban [Whitey] your mother's relative.

Esau screams at Isaac and Rebekah.

(Over Esau's journey)
[I pray that] Elohim Almighty blesses you, and makes you fruitful, and multiplies you, transforming you[r seed] into a multitude of people.

Esau runs away from home.
Time passes...
Esau travels southeast...
Esau reaches [his reprobate, violent uncle] Ishmael (Abraham's son)...

(Over Esau's journey)
[I pray Yahweh] gives you the blessing [he promised] Abraham, both to you, and to your seed-children [after] you, so that you may inherit the land in which you [now sojourn as] a stranger, [the land] which Elohim gave to Abraham.

In a fit of drunken rage, Esau takes as a new wife, adding to his [current harem of pagan slut] wives, Ishmael's daughter Mahalath [sick-girl,] the sister of Nebajoth [fruitlessness].


Time lapses as Jacob journeys to [Whitey] Laban, (son of Bethu-el the Syrian, the brother of Rebekah, the mother of Jacob & Esau).