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Satan sold the apple to eve as a pms cure

Womanhood 869 Characters =~0.9Min. Reading Time
EXT. GARDEN OF EDEN - DAY

Eve sits sobbing and moaning, rubbing her belly, wiping her tears.

SERPENT
What's wrong, Eve?

EVE (sobs)
I don't kno_______w!

SERPENT
I know.

EVE
(snaps like an angry alligator)
What?!

SERPENT
You have P.M.S.

EVE
(moaning)
What's PEEE__EMMM_ESSSSS!?

SERPENT
A disease this apple can cure.

EVE
Really? Adam told me that apple was poison.

SERPENT
God didn't say the apple's poison.

EVE
(drying her wet eyes)
Really?

SERPENT
God said if you ate *too much* it would be poisonous.

EVE
Huh?

SERPENT
I'm here to prescribe you the correct dosage and to monitor your recovery.

EVE
Give it here!

Eve grabs the apple and munches it.

EVE
(rubbing her belly, smiling)
Mmmm...

Eve breaks off skipping and running, holding the apple!

EVE
Ad______am! A___dam! Take a bite of this!



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