Blunt Flies To Haiti Alone, Runs over a kid
Blunt flies to Haiti.
At the airport, the horrible smell of death and sewage smacks Blunt in the face.
Blunt rents the nicest SUV from the airport car rental company.
Teresa shows up on a nearly-dead moped with wires and parts hanging off of it like it came out of a junk heap.
Teresa says, "Why'd you get such a nice car? We need need a car!"
Blunt says, "I wanted to surprise you! Come on, enjoy a little splurging on me! Life's not all about fasting and praying and squeezing pennies!"
Teresa relents and gets in the SUV.
Blunt goes driving down the road.
Teresa guiding him.
Crazy bombed out insanity everywhere.
A little boy walks out toward the street ahead of the SUV.
Teresa says, "watch out. A kid.
A man comes up from behind the kid and puts his hand on the little boy's shoulder.
Blunt says, "Don't worry, his Dad's holding him."
As the SUV reaches the boy, the Dad throws the boy in front of the SUV.
The boy's Dad and hundreds of Haitians starts running toward the SUV, screaming and waving metal and wooden sticks at the SUV.
The Haitians start beating the windows of the car.
Teresa yells, "Run!"
Blunt is starting to get out of the car.
Teresa grabs him back, throws the car into drive, and smashes her foot on the gas.
DRIVE!" she screams.
Blunt slams his foot on the gas and the car's engine rev's and smokes.
Blunt screams, "i just hit a kid! You want me to drive?
Teresa says, "Yes! Drive! They'll kill you!"
Blunt takes his foot off the gas.
The SUV pops a wheelie and screams down the street.
Haitians dive to get out of the way of the careening rocking SUV.
Cops and Haitians come screaming after the Suv.
Teresa finds a spot to turn off and lose the cops.
They ditch the SUV and ride a motorcycle, Teresa screaming at the Moto-Driver to race at breakneck speed.
