Snow White Gets A Tan... and a Sunburn
ROSE-RED
Snow, sister, you gotta' get some sun, girl!
PRINCE
Yeah!
SNOW-WHITE
The sun is bad for your skin!
ROSE-RED
The sun is GOOD for your skin.
SNOW-WHITE
But if I get darker, the prince will not think me beautiful.
ROSE-RED
He likes a little color in the skin.
PRINCE
She's right.
Snow-White and Rose-Red go out in the sun, sunbathing.
Snow white is lobster-red with a sunburn.
The Prince goes out and picks Comfrey and Aloe and massages Snow-White.
She winces.
3 days later, Snow-White skin peeling, looks like a leper.
SNOW-WHITE
You tricked me! You wanted me to get ugly so the prince wouldn't love me!
