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Luke 9:18-21: Who DO You Say I Am?

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Luke 9:18 Once when Jesus was praying, he asked his disciples, "Who's yo Daddy", in other words, "Who do the crowds say I am?"
9:19 They replied, "Some say John the Baptist; others say Elijah; and still others, the Ghost of Rastafari-Rocker Bob Marley from the future."
9:20 "But what about you?" he asked. "Chicken to guess?"
Peter answered, "The Christ of God."
9:21 Jesus said, "Better keep that under your hat. Those preacher dudes are gonna waste me. But I'll show their ---. You can't keep a good man down."