A General jonesing for cigarette butts, a comedian who makes other people the butt of his jokes, a queer who loves guys' butts, and a supermodel in love with her own butt, team up to hunt the butthead who bludgeoned their beloved nun with his gun-butt! This 90-minute PG13-rated Mystery Screenplay Synopsis, in its Crime setting, will get you feeling INTRIGUED, SUSPICIOUS, PUZZLED & MYSTIFIED, and its Comedy component will get you HAPPY, ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!