Unpublished Screenplay
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He has no penis. She has no vagina. They're a perfect fit. Can they live happily ever after?

CHAPTERSPublished Min.

PRELIMINARY

1Cast of Characters

ACT 1

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2A Piranha Bites Off Little Colbert's Pecker0.50.5
3Celeste Is Born Without Genitalia0.20.7
4Celeste Defeats The Organic Food Activist0.41.1
5Celeste Hires Colbert as Her Master Gardener0.31.4
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