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Chastity Bandit

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When High-school stud Joey spies a lustful priest hypocritically warning the girl's sex-ed class against premarital sex, Joey sets out to immortalize himself by "printing his mark" on all the girls, sparking an all-out war with the priest.

CHAPTERSPublished Min.

PRELIMINARY

1Cast Of Characters

ACT 1

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2Priest teaches girl's Sex-Ed class about 'Virginity Boxes'0.60.6
3Priest KNocks The Stud Out Of The Ceiling In Front of Class0.20.8
4Priest confronts the stud, tells him to leave the girls alone00.8
5Stud sets out to fill as many girl's 'boxes' as possible0.21
6Stud makes fun of the 'boxes' lecture on the playground01
7Stud, in lone-ranger mask, Climbs Up Into girl's room0.31.3
8Cops race out looking for the 'Chastity Bandit'01.3
9Other boys, playing poker in the garage, support the stud's alibi01.3

ACT 2

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10Priest thunks making-out Stud with a rock0.21.5
11The Priest Testifies in court against the Stud0.11.6

MIDPOINT

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12Stud Spies Priest kissing a young nun01.6
13Stud outs the priest to the media01.6
14Boy preaches against the priest, using the 'boxes' presentation01.6

ACT 3

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15Priest marries the young lady01.6
16Stud marries his one sweetheart01.6
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