Comedy Writings

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The Juice Nazi's Nutrition Concentration Camp				PG13
Screenplay (7)
*P.G. (Prince GrizzlyBeard v. Princess Grizzly)			Royal	PG
*Flame (The Witch Who Stole Jesus)			Biblical	PG
*Dirty Pig Christmas			Holiday / Christmas	G
*Prince Avarice!			Fantasy	G
*JockRock			Sports	PG13
*LandLust			Western	PG13
The Baby-Making War			Biblical	PG13
Screenplay Synopsis (33)
TITLE	Genre	Sub-Genre	Setting	MPAA
*Dumpster Monkey			Crime	PG
*Echo			Mythological	G
*Fruit Patrol			Queer/ LGBT	PG13
*My Brother Jesus			Biblical	PG13
*Parent Abuse			Family-Life	PG
*BALLS			Sports	PG
*Jeni Tull			American South	PG13
*Mosquitos			Inner-Body / Microbiome	G
*Seamen			Queer/ LGBT	PG13
*Antique Attack			Farm	PG
*LASHES			Fairy-Tale	G
*Helo			War	G
*Church-Busters			Church	PG
The Consultant			Crime	PG13
Black Action Jesus			Biblical	PG13
Elf Defense			Fairy-Tale	G
AssMan aka The Proctologist			Medical	PG13
Sports School			Sports	PG
Judge Mental			Crime	PG13
Boo Siflis Comedy Krismis			Holiday / Christmas	PG
The Boo Siflis Comedy Show			Amish	PG13
Shoot The Writers			Movie Biz	PG13
Music Torture			Music	PG13
Mama Bear			Family-Life	PG
Dr. Fun!			Medical	PG
KillMan The BurpFace			Fairy-Tale	PG
Hospital High			Medical	PG
Wusband			Marriage	PG13
Honey Tongue			Church	PG13
Butt			Crime	PG13
Bed n' Bloodfest			Travel	PG13
GirlFriend Insurance			Suburbs	PG13
Pub-Crawlin' Christmas			was Christmas (use Holiday/Christmas)	PG
Short Screenplay (8)
TITLE	Genre	Sub-Genre	Setting	MPAA
*Hot Fox In A Box			Farm	G
The DiaboliKIDS			Farm	PG13
Painting Revenge			High School	PG
Genital Herpes Jill			High School	R
HIV: The Big Lie			Queer/ LGBT	PG13
AntiChrist Commercials			Propaganda	PG
Ken & The Serpent			Biblical	PG13
3 Little D***s				PG13
Short Story (6)
*What Came Out Of My Butt			Elementary School	PG
*Nozzle Nose			Fairy-Tale	G
*Don't Put Your Dog In The Dishwasher!			Family-Life	G
So You Think You're So Great?				G
Spike-Nose (No Bird! Go Bird!)			Fairy-Tale	G
Veggie-Man vs. The Mean Meatster			Fairy-Tale	G
Satire (3)
Jerk War			War	R
Attack Of The Murkans			War	G
The Comedy Bible			Biblical	R
Unpublished Screenplay (187)
*Coaxed				PG
*How To Pick Up A Wife				PG13
Space Creatures Of Our God and King			Holiday / Christmas	G
Mood			Inner-Body / Microbiome	G
Sweating Bullets			Movie Biz	PG
Doctor Comedy			Medical	PG
Adam & Steve			Queer/ LGBT	PG13
Objection!			Legal	PG
Military Intelligence			War	PG
Seducing The Savior			Biblical	PG
Cooties			Inner-Body / Microbiome	G
Making Babies			Elementary School	G
Bee			Inner-Body / Microbiome	G
Vaccination Camp			Medical	PG
G-Rated			Music	G
Molecules			Inner-Body / Microbiome	G
Store Whore			Retail	PG
ObamaBot			Propaganda	PG
Sugar Daddy			Marriage	PG
The Three Wise Dogs			Biblical	G
HeadChop			Jungle	G
Lord Of The Files			Office	PG13
Nuclear Family			Political	PG13
Divorce Torture			Crime	PG13
FilmFest				PG13
Twist				G
The Kingdom Of Kandy				PG
Grandmas Matter!				PG
MentalPause			Marriage	PG
Jesus The Midget			Biblical	PG
Dr. Chop's Savage Surgery Show			Medical	PG13
Rudy The Red-Nosed Rabbi			was Christmas (use Holiday/Christmas)	PG
Chastity Bandit			High School	PG13
I.T.			Office	PG
Jesus In Love			Biblical	PG
Turds			Fantasy	G
InfectObesity			Corporate Leadership	PG
FrankenSister			Middle School	PG
Attila The Honey			Marriage	PG
The Underwear Model			Fashion	PG13
High School Jesus			High School	PG13
My Dad Moses			Biblical	PG13
I Eat Children			Elementary School	G
Flame 2 (Jerusalem Women's Medical University)			Biblical	PG
Flame 3 (The Fall Of Jerusalem)			Biblical	PG
Shrexorcist			Fairy-Tale	PG13
Squaw			Western	PG
Love The One You're With			Urban	PG
Klan Man			American South	PG
Fixing Stupid			College	PG
AphrodisioMania			High School	PG13
ArithmoMania			Elementary School	G
Comfort Care (aka Hospice)			Medical	PG
LymphNodes			Inner-Body / Microbiome	G
S.I.N.			Suburbs	PG
F. U. (Fornication University)			College	PG13
Spank			Suburbs	PG
Almighty			Supernatural	PG
Hypocrite			Church	PG
Star Island			Deserted Island	PG
Goody			Crime	PG
Matches			Fairy-Tale	G
Alumi			SciFi / Space	G
Gay Jesus			Queer/ LGBT	PG
Hangry			Fantasy	G
Major Consequences			Family-Life	G
Blod			Fantasy	G
Saving jesus			Biblical	PG
Smart Is The New Handsome			High School	PG
Bad Dentist			Medical	PG
The Ratsch Who Ruined Easter			Factory	G
Pregnant			Fantasy	G
Fuzzy The 'Fro-Man				PG
Perfect Husband			Marriage	PG13
Florence Of Arabia			Prostitution	PG13
Ass Bandit			College	PG13
Hot President			Political	PG
Pizza U			College	PG13
RatAtak			Elementary School	PG
Buckle Bunny			Sports	PG13
Intense Care				PG13
Coach			Sports	PG
How To Score With A Girl			College	PG13
Time-Travel Cheerleaders			SciFi / Space	PG
Creative Control			Movie Biz	PG
The Its			Urban	PG13
The Youth Pastor			Church	PG13
Mary's Cherry			High School	PG13
White House Baby aka The Spy And The Little Girl			Political	PG
HA HA, HO!			Prostitution	PG13
Blood Pressure			Crime	PG13
Elf Defense 2: Santa's Secret Service			Holiday / Christmas	G
FroHawk			Music	PG13
Schindler On The Roof			Corporate Leadership	PG
Bad Boy Boot Camp			Family-Life	PG
The Orphan			Guy-Cry	PG13
Sprout (aka Bud/ Branch)			Biblical	G
BRAT			Elementary School	PG
A.D.D.			Elementary School	PG
L.M.T. (aka The Massage Therapist)			Prostitution	PG13
Masturbation			Medical	PG13
Youth (On A) Mission			Church	PG13
First Dog			Political	G
Teacher's Revenge			High School	PG13
Puppy Love			College	G
Lolly Pop			Music	PG
Librarian Supermodels			Fashion	PG13
The Teets			Music	PG13
Fidget			Elementary School	G
Cold Turkey			Spy	PG13
Split			Queer/ LGBT	PG13
Hyper			3rd World	PG
Down Boy			Guy-Cry	PG13
The HellFire Club			Supernatural	PG13
Knights Of The Golden Circle			American Civil War	PG
ChoreoMania			Music
FaceHook			Suburbs	PG
NudoMania			Political	PG13
NecroMania			Medical	PG13
PharmacoMania			Medical	PG
Doc Z			War	PG
Demon Trainer			Supernatural	PG13
Shoot 'Em, Bury 'Em, & Don't Tell A Soul			American South	PG
The NarciSexual			Martial arts	PG13
Toilet			Political	PG
GirlBoy			Queer/ LGBT	PG
Half-Full			Slave	PG
The Kid Store			Dystopia	G
LiLiWuKiKiWu			Asia	G
Mother Trucker			Western	PG13
My White Parents			Elementary School	PG
Monster Universe			Supernatural	G
Epic Fail			Supernatural	PG13
Planet Vegas			Political	PG13
Trans-Nanny			Queer/ LGBT	PG
Shape Shifter			High School	PG
Weirdest Ways To Die			Crime	R
Docter			Medical	PG13
Agnosticus			Church	PG13
Band Camp			High School	PG13
The Divorce Buster			Marriage	PG13
Wife Sale			Marriage	PG13
Masculist			Marriage	PG
Boys Are Stupid: Throw Rocks At Them			Urban	PG
Mighty MicroP____			Inner-Body / Microbiome	PG13
P____ Envy			Corporate Leadership	PG13
Conflictology			Marriage	PG
BullyCide			Elementary School	PG
SCROOL			High School	PG13
Doo-Doo Process			Urban	PG
The FAGtivist			Queer/ LGBT	PG13
Dumb Dog			Spy	G
WreckDom			Sports	PG13
The Greens			SciFi / Space	G
Death By Laughter			War	PG13
Crucify The Pupil			College	PG
Her_ss			Corporate Leadership	PG13
House Spider			Inner-Body / Microbiome	G
Charlie Bit Me			Family-Life	PG
RELIGiot			Church	PG
PeenEye			High School	PG
THE GROSS FAMILY			Suburbs	PG13
The Weirds			Family-Life	PG13
God In Costume			Supernatural	PG
Love Darts			Jungle	PG13
The SexoPhobe			Urban	PG13
HomeWrecker			Marriage	PG
Orgasmic Disorder			Corporate Leadership	PG13
Slut Monkey			College	PG13
Scrooged			was Christmas (use Holiday/Christmas)	PG
Something About Harry			Urban	PG
Catch P__idy & The LapDance Kid			High School	PG13
P____ Fencing			Guy	PG13
Winner's curse			Urban	PG13
The Useless Superheros			Super-Hero	PG
Bad_ssery			Urban	PG13
Man Date			Guy	PG13
The MetroSexual			Urban	PG13
BibleS_x			Biblical	R
The Talking Vagina			Marriage	R
AmeriCON			Political	PG13
Divorce Party			Marriage	PG13
Grey Divorce			Marriage	PG13
Gay Divorce			Queer/ LGBT	PG13
TransWoman			Queer/ LGBT	PG13
TransMan			Queer/ LGBT	PG13
Twister				PG

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